it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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