so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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