He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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