I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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