he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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