Three words: puerto rican gang bang
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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