Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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