Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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