I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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