i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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