The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
