so let's talk penis.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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