i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
This house was built for laser tag.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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