im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
