my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
