she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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