please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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