HIV tests are more positive than that guy
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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