do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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