Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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