North Korea, Best Korea!
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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