Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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