shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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