The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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