He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
