just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
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I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Hippo gnu deer
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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