im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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