Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
