i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Drunk is not a location!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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