Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
