I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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