BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My dick has a subreddit
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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