I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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