just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Everyone says I win the strip club
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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