Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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