I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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