Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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