Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
The air taste purple.
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