let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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