no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize
