I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
where does the pee come out of this thing
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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