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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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