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(212): View more from New York

Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...

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(734): View more from Michigan

Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...

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(847): View more from Illinois

I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like

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(252): View more from North Carolina

its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get

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(586): View more from Michigan

you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer

(1-586): View more from Michigan

Ok let me change into clothes i can run in

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.

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(703): View more from Virginia

You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"

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