Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I smell like Dick and happiness
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
