i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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