a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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