your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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