Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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