he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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