D3 body, D1 cock
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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