I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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