is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
that may or may not have been my penis.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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