So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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