I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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