what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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