508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
