is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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