her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So much Jack, so little girl.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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